I'm sitting here in a room. Looking at a overpriced fifteen-inch monitor and a shitty printer that wasn't worth what I paid for it. My brand new D-Link router blinks green light at me, while my Altec Lansing speakers make the hardwood floor bounce. I can feel the subwoofer's sound waves hit my feet. Cool. I take a two minute break right as soon as I finish this sentence, because I want more Mountian Dew Code Red. The sounds of "Dashboard" by Modest Mouse fill the room, and I write this while singing along like an idiot, wishing I was a rock star.

So here this goes. What to write for my first topic. Hmmm.

You know what I've noticed? Alot of companies discountiune the most kick ass products. And that makes me sad, because I love the new Mountain Dew Game Fuel. It's different from Code Red. It's better, I think. More citrus, less cherry.

ITEMS THAT ARE BETTER THEN THE ORGINAL BUT GET DROPPED ANYWAYS:

SALSA FLAVORED DORITOS. Oh. My. God. I see them sporadically at Wal Mart, and I always buy like 5 bags when I see them. There hard to find, I'm not sure if they are discountiuned, but god damnit, they were awesome. Not too spicy, they were so tangy and tasted.....at least, like something resembling Salsa, as Nacho Cheese Doritos really dont taste all that much like Nacho Cheese. This makes me sad,

MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK. This was around the past two Halloweens, and it doesn't look like it's gonna be around this year, which makes me profusely disappointed in Pepsi-Lay. It was sour, but not like warhead-stupid-seven-year-old-sour. The grapes of wrath never tasted so good.

PEPSI BLUE. Goddamnit, Pepsi-Lay! You guys really know how to make me sad. Since Pepsi Blue was around while I was, um, twelve, I loved the berry flavor. And I still do. It was seriously good. The problem is everyone was expecting "PEPSI COLA". I miss it. REDEMPTION! Pepsi "Winter Mix" will be out this winter, and it uses the same formula as Blue. Target, prepare to have your shelves wiped clean.

DR. PEPPER RED FUSION. It was Dr. Pepper's Code Red. The same idea, with more cherry flavor. Althought, all being granted, it was alittle too close to regular Dr. Pepper, it wasn't innovative, but it was a refreshing change.

COKE VANILLA. Is back on the market. SCORE.

Mr. President of Pepsi/Lay, please bring back my Salsa Doritos and Black Mountian Dew. Kthnxbye.

Current Location: Here. Duh
Current Mood: optimistic
Current Music: "Light Up The Sky" - Yellowcard